A sad-looking man came looking for Baudolino.
"I don't know what my sickness is."
"I know," Baudolino said. "You are slothful."
"How can I be cured?"
"Sloth appears the first time when you notice how slowly notifications appear to you on Facebook"
"And then --?"
"Never log on to Facebook."
"Nothing can be hidden from him," the people of Selymbria were saying.
