Please, Kind Sir

Please, kind sir, the portrait I see,
If that is your daughter presented to me...
Look, her, face could laaaaunch a thooousand shiips
Look, her, face could laaaaunch a thoooousand shiiips
Thousand ships,
Thousand ships,
Thousand ships.

Very well,
Make yourself at home
Aaas, sheee
's up, she's dressing
She'll be down in a jiffy
Sheee's up, dressing
She'll be down in a jiffyy...
Ji-ffy,
Ji-ffy,
Ji-ffyy...

-- P. D. Q. Bach